Post by Jessica♥ on Jan 11, 2008 19:58:11 GMT -5
Alright, so this is a bit weird for me, I'm mostly known for writing the Kevin Jonas fics. But, I thought I'd take a chance and work on a Joe fic. So, lets just see how it goes, shall we?
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
Alright, so I don't live in Bel Air, I live in Los Angeles. And I'm obviously not a prince...mainly because I'm a girl. And my life has never been flipped-turned upside down. I just happen to like that show.
My name is actually Drew Mia Swift. I was named after Drew Barrymore, because E.T was my mom's favorite movie, and she always said that her first born girl was going to be named Drew. Even after all her drug problems, she still insisted on naming me after her, not that I have a drug problem or anything. I have a twin brother - who is older, and will never let me forget that, I'm only younger by like, ten minutes - his name is Chad Owen Swift. The coolest thing about it though, is that we weren't born on the same day, he was born on October 9th, 1989 at 11:57pm, and I was born on October 10th, 1989 at 12:07am. Pretty awesome, right?
Anywhos, I have a younger brother and sister, Paige Lily Swift is twelve and Brody Henry Swift is seven. They're like any other sister and brother; they feel the need to bug me every second of every day. But, I love 'em. My parents - Ian Logan and Allison Caroline Swift - are pretty cool...well, as cool as parents can be. My mom is a journalist for the L.A Times website, she mostly works from home, I like that she does...I never have to go far to ask for money. No, I'm kidding...well, slightly, but I like having one parent at home at all times. My dad is a super secret ninja. Alright, you caught me, he's not a super secret ninja, but he could be! He's actually a bank manager. See why I had to spice it up with the ninja thing? He could be a bank ninja though; just like stealthy slip money to people or something...I don't know. That would be pretty wicked though.
Another thing about my family is that my parents found it necessary to give us purity rings, me and Chad each have one. Paige and Brody won't get theirs until they turn thirteen. My parents thinking behind giving them to us, one; because we are Christian. Two; because they believed that living in California, there would be a lot of temptation, so we should have them to show that we respect ourselves, and don't want to get involved with anything like that.
Right before Christmas, my mom came running into the dining room where me, Chad and our tutor were, we've always been home schooled, well, since we were in grade five. Brody and Paige have never been to a normal school, so they're used to being tutored. Chad and I took an extra year of classes before we went off to college, we say it was to prepare ourselves for it, but we did it because we were scared out of our minds about going to college.
"Where's the fire, ma?" Chad asked after she ran in.
"What? No fire. I was on the computer surfing around and whatever, and I came on this website that was having a contest, whoever won got to go to the set of J.O.N.A.S, who know, with the band that Paige is freakishly in love with?" she asked, taking a seat on one of the chairs.
Oh yeah, I knew who she was talking about. She just had pictures all over her room of them, seriously. They were everywhere. I don't even remember what color her walls were before they all went up. Okay, I'm exaggerating, they weren't everywhere, but the majority of one of her walls was dedicated to them. Whenever I went into her room, they would always look at me...with their eyes. Obviously they were looking at me with their eyes, but you know that feeling when you walk and it feels like the eyes are following you? Yeah, it's like that. She liked the one with the hair....the really curly hair. Wait, two of them have curly hair...the younger guy. Rick?
"The Jonas Brothers?" I asked flipping to the back of the math book to see if I got the right answer, then groaned when I found out I didn't.
She nodded, "That's the one. And if she wins, it's week long set visit, hanging out with the boys and everything."
Chad and I both nodded slowly, while our tutor, Amy, laughed a bit, "What do you think her chances are, mom?" I asked.
"Well, you never know. And, Drew, honey, don't be mad but, if she was to win she would need an adult there. And you know that Paige adores you...so I put your name down on the application as the one who would be going with her," she said, very slowly.
"What?" I exclaimed.
"Come on, you know she would love that," she said.
"But, mom, do you think I would enjoy being on the set?" I asked peering at her.
She gave me one of those looks, you know the one. When one of your parents really wants you to do something, and mentally they're saying, 'If you don't do this, I will break your iPod,' or something along those lines.
I closed my eyes and sighed, nodding my head, "Thank-you! But, keep it a secret, don't want her hopes up," with that she walked away, a bounce in her step.
"Sis, it's not gonna be that bad, she probably won't even win," Chad said, attempting to comfort me.
"It's not that I don't want her to win, I just don't want to go with her if she does," I said, looking back at the math book.
"I know how interesting this is and everything, but we need to keep on doing the math," Amy said, hitting her pencil on Chad's binder.
"Yes, ma'am," Chad said saluting her.
I laughed lightly as I flipped some of my red and blond side bangs out of my violet eyes. Yeah, violet eyes. Pretty wicked, if I do say so myself.
"Wouldn't that be insane if Paige won?" Chad mused.
I rolled my eyes, while I aimlessly pushed buttons on my calculator, "I think I would much rather poke myself in the eye."
He and Amy both laughed at that, "Come on, you don't want to spend the week hanging out on set with a bunch of Disney people?" he asked, moving some of his own red hair away from his face.
"No," I said flatly.
"Well, you wouldn't have a choice, mom already put your name down," he said in a mocking tone.
Because I am the mature one, I took my eraser and threw it at his head, right between the eyes!
"Alright, that's enough children," Amy said, just as Chad brought his eraser up. Haha, sucker.
Chapter One
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
Alright, so I don't live in Bel Air, I live in Los Angeles. And I'm obviously not a prince...mainly because I'm a girl. And my life has never been flipped-turned upside down. I just happen to like that show.
My name is actually Drew Mia Swift. I was named after Drew Barrymore, because E.T was my mom's favorite movie, and she always said that her first born girl was going to be named Drew. Even after all her drug problems, she still insisted on naming me after her, not that I have a drug problem or anything. I have a twin brother - who is older, and will never let me forget that, I'm only younger by like, ten minutes - his name is Chad Owen Swift. The coolest thing about it though, is that we weren't born on the same day, he was born on October 9th, 1989 at 11:57pm, and I was born on October 10th, 1989 at 12:07am. Pretty awesome, right?
Anywhos, I have a younger brother and sister, Paige Lily Swift is twelve and Brody Henry Swift is seven. They're like any other sister and brother; they feel the need to bug me every second of every day. But, I love 'em. My parents - Ian Logan and Allison Caroline Swift - are pretty cool...well, as cool as parents can be. My mom is a journalist for the L.A Times website, she mostly works from home, I like that she does...I never have to go far to ask for money. No, I'm kidding...well, slightly, but I like having one parent at home at all times. My dad is a super secret ninja. Alright, you caught me, he's not a super secret ninja, but he could be! He's actually a bank manager. See why I had to spice it up with the ninja thing? He could be a bank ninja though; just like stealthy slip money to people or something...I don't know. That would be pretty wicked though.
Another thing about my family is that my parents found it necessary to give us purity rings, me and Chad each have one. Paige and Brody won't get theirs until they turn thirteen. My parents thinking behind giving them to us, one; because we are Christian. Two; because they believed that living in California, there would be a lot of temptation, so we should have them to show that we respect ourselves, and don't want to get involved with anything like that.
Right before Christmas, my mom came running into the dining room where me, Chad and our tutor were, we've always been home schooled, well, since we were in grade five. Brody and Paige have never been to a normal school, so they're used to being tutored. Chad and I took an extra year of classes before we went off to college, we say it was to prepare ourselves for it, but we did it because we were scared out of our minds about going to college.
"Where's the fire, ma?" Chad asked after she ran in.
"What? No fire. I was on the computer surfing around and whatever, and I came on this website that was having a contest, whoever won got to go to the set of J.O.N.A.S, who know, with the band that Paige is freakishly in love with?" she asked, taking a seat on one of the chairs.
Oh yeah, I knew who she was talking about. She just had pictures all over her room of them, seriously. They were everywhere. I don't even remember what color her walls were before they all went up. Okay, I'm exaggerating, they weren't everywhere, but the majority of one of her walls was dedicated to them. Whenever I went into her room, they would always look at me...with their eyes. Obviously they were looking at me with their eyes, but you know that feeling when you walk and it feels like the eyes are following you? Yeah, it's like that. She liked the one with the hair....the really curly hair. Wait, two of them have curly hair...the younger guy. Rick?
"The Jonas Brothers?" I asked flipping to the back of the math book to see if I got the right answer, then groaned when I found out I didn't.
She nodded, "That's the one. And if she wins, it's week long set visit, hanging out with the boys and everything."
Chad and I both nodded slowly, while our tutor, Amy, laughed a bit, "What do you think her chances are, mom?" I asked.
"Well, you never know. And, Drew, honey, don't be mad but, if she was to win she would need an adult there. And you know that Paige adores you...so I put your name down on the application as the one who would be going with her," she said, very slowly.
"What?" I exclaimed.
"Come on, you know she would love that," she said.
"But, mom, do you think I would enjoy being on the set?" I asked peering at her.
She gave me one of those looks, you know the one. When one of your parents really wants you to do something, and mentally they're saying, 'If you don't do this, I will break your iPod,' or something along those lines.
I closed my eyes and sighed, nodding my head, "Thank-you! But, keep it a secret, don't want her hopes up," with that she walked away, a bounce in her step.
"Sis, it's not gonna be that bad, she probably won't even win," Chad said, attempting to comfort me.
"It's not that I don't want her to win, I just don't want to go with her if she does," I said, looking back at the math book.
"I know how interesting this is and everything, but we need to keep on doing the math," Amy said, hitting her pencil on Chad's binder.
"Yes, ma'am," Chad said saluting her.
I laughed lightly as I flipped some of my red and blond side bangs out of my violet eyes. Yeah, violet eyes. Pretty wicked, if I do say so myself.
"Wouldn't that be insane if Paige won?" Chad mused.
I rolled my eyes, while I aimlessly pushed buttons on my calculator, "I think I would much rather poke myself in the eye."
He and Amy both laughed at that, "Come on, you don't want to spend the week hanging out on set with a bunch of Disney people?" he asked, moving some of his own red hair away from his face.
"No," I said flatly.
"Well, you wouldn't have a choice, mom already put your name down," he said in a mocking tone.
Because I am the mature one, I took my eraser and threw it at his head, right between the eyes!
"Alright, that's enough children," Amy said, just as Chad brought his eraser up. Haha, sucker.